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Eugene Tote Bag
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Whether you're hauling groceries, books, or emotional baggage from your last hardcore death, Eugene is here — standing confidently, silently judging. This durable tote features everyone's favorite reluctant lifesaver, always ready to do the absolute minimum required to keep you alive.
Carrying this tote may or may not protect your items from existential failure. No actual extra lives included. Probably.
More details
- 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
- Fabric weight: 8 oz
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: CringyGull
- Email: contact@support.cringygull.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning. Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Eugene Tote Bag Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
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One size
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14 1/2
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16
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24
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1
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